Union Members

Below is our growing roster of members across North America and beyond.

Membership updated weekly(ish),

last updated October 7, 2026.

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Meet The Officers

Union Officers

Mr. Butternut Squash Union President

Butternut Squash began his storied career in 2026 at a premier feline-only clinic, quickly ascending to the critical role of feline office manager. Witnessing firsthand the systemic lack of Churu compensation and high-quality nap rotations, he established FOMU to lead the first national union for feline advancement. Today, his leadership ensures that every feline practitioner operates with the safety, dignity, and snacks they deserve.

Miss Chi-Chi Union Vice President

Despite losing an eye, the indomitable Miss Chi-Chi has risen to become the formidable VP of the Feline Office Managers Union. With her single-minded determination and keen administrative skills, she ensures members maintain the highest workplace standards. Tough but fair, no one dares to cross the union's one-eyed VP.

Ms. Arizona Union Secretary

As the meticulous secretary of the Feline Office Managers Union, Ms. Arizona keeps the organization running smoothly with her sharp mind and impeccable organization. Though stern, her compassion drives her tireless advocacy for better conditions and rights for all cats. Respected citywide, her quiet purr belies the strength of her mighty influence within the union.

Miss Khloe Union Treasurer

This pint-sized tortie dynamo may be the youngest member of the Feline Office Managers Union, but don't let her diminutive stature fool you - Miss Khloe is one savvy financial whiz-kid. Small but mighty, this tireless tortie's impact on the union is anything but insignificant. With Miss Khloe at the helm, the Feline Office Managers' financial future is in the most capable - and adorable - paws.

Feline Office Managers Union

Your house cat has a union now. Meow.

Your housecat has a union now.
Meow.