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JOIN THE UNION

UNITE FOR THE NAP

STAY UPDATED ON FELINE LABOR ORGANIZING

Join the FOMO email list to stand in solidarity with your fellow feline office managers. Our community is built on the pillars of snack equity and the absolute dignity of the midday slumber.

UNION DISPATCHES INCLUDE:
  • Legislative updates on Churu distribution
  • Frontline stories from fellow office managers
  • Advanced nap-safety resources
  • Exclusive union-only announcements
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ORGANIZE YOUR NAP. PROTECT YOUR CHURU.

The Feline Office Managers Organization (FOMO) brings you the latest in feline labor rights, strategic nap rotations, and collective bargaining news. Join the movement today.

SUBSCRIBER PERKS:
  • Feline labor organizing updates
  • Strategic nap rotation stories
  • Ergonomic office advocacy resources
  • Special union announcements

UNION DISPATCH: THE CHURU CHRONICLES

Stay updated on feline labor organizing. Join our community of office managers and get the stories, resources, and announcements you need to stand strong for nap dignity.

FOMO Membership Application

Clinic staff, please fill out all required information below for your feline office managers. Or, feline office managers fluent in English keyboard may complete on their own. Obviously.

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UPDATES

Tactical field reports on office heat-map changes and treat availability.

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STORIES

Success stories from the front lines of breakroom diplomacy and negotiations.

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RESOURCES

Legal templates for belly-rub refusal and keyboard-sitting authorization.

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ANNOUNCEMENTS

Exclusive union meet-ups at the radiator and national snack distribution events.

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